[RS-Fen] It's the most Richtery time of the year

[People Who Love Men Who Sing.]

It's the most Richtery time of the year
With the Scales jingle belling and everyone telling you
"Come to the holiday show"
It's the most Richtery time of the year!

WHAT: The Richter Scales Holiday Show 2005
        *FREE* admission! All ages welcome!
WHEN: Saturday, December 10, 7:00 PM
WHERE: Noe Valley Ministry
        1021 Sanchez Street
        San Francisco, CA 94114
        415-282-2317
MAP: http://tinyurl.com/8mgad


The holiday season can be a busy and stressful time.  On December
10th, why not take a break from your chores-- shopping, cooking,
decorating, watching "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart", and whatever
the hell else you people do-- to be entertained by The Richter Scales?

What are you, some kind of freakin' Grinch who hates a cappella or something?

Oh.  Well, you'll love our holiday show too, Mr. Grinch!  Yeah!  Not
only will there be singing, but also silly stories and skits and
public drunkenness.[*]  It'll be great.  You'll love it.  In fact, we
*guarantee* that you'll love it, or we'll give you your money back! 
Every red cent.  That's a promise you can take to the bank.

Did we mention that admission is free?


--RS--


[*] B.Y.O.D.: Bring Your Own Drunkenness.